Frankuently Asked Questions

 


Is it true that “Your Body Is a Wonderland” was written about Grandpa Frank

  • Let’s just say it’s not, not written about Grandpa Frank.


What is the spirit of the bayonet?

  • To KILL Sir!


Is it true that Grandpa Frank once ate a dog on a dare?

  • Where do you think they got the term Frankfurter?

 

What does Grandpa Frank want to be named in his next life?

 

  • Delaney Walker


Does Lois ever really stay out of it?

  • NEVERRRRR!!!!!!