Grandpa Frank will debuting the new statin shuffle dance as he gets weaker from rhabdomyolysis.
Everybody's takin' a brand new pill, now.
Come on baby, do the Statin Shuffle.
Get loss of muscle function, you'll feel real ill, now.
Come on baby, do the Statin Shuffle.
You're losin' your balance like you've drunk too much,
You're feet and legs are hurtin' and you need a crutch,
Come on, come on, do the Statin Shuffle with me.
CHORUS
You need CoEnzyme Q ten,
Come on baby, go buy, and now
You gotta tell your doctor how, woah oh.
My bigger older brother got his mem'ry impaired.
Come on baby, do the Statin Shuffle.
And little younger sister, now she needs a wheel chair.
Come on baby, do the Statin Shuffle.
My mother and my father died of heart attack,
And they were takin' statin drugs by the pack.
Come on, come on, do the Statin Shuffle with me.
CHORUS
You need CoEnzyme Q ten,
Come on baby, go buy, and now
You gotta tell your doctor how, woah oh.
The drug corporation's makin' lots of money,
Come on baby, do the Statin Shuffle.
While cells inside your body get really runny,
Come on baby, do the Statin Shuffle.
When liver levels rise they just change the drugs,
It's still a deadly statin that your doctor plugs.
Come on, come on, do the Statin Shuffle with me.
CHORUS
You need CoEnzyme Q ten,
Come on baby, go buy, and now
You gotta tell your doctor how, woah oh.
You wanna get better? The cure is known, now.
Come on baby, do the Statin Shuffle.
All you gotta do is get ubiquinone, now.
Come on baby, do the Statin Shuffle.
Tell this to your family and tell your friends,
'Cause it's the kind of thing on which your life depends.
Come on, come on, do the Statin Shuffle with me.
CHORUS
You need CoEnzyme Q ten,
Come on baby, go buy, and now
Go tell your doctor. Woah oh oh
Come on, go buy,
And tell your doctor. Woah oh oh
