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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Tue, 29 May 2012 15:28:47 GMT--><rss xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Latest Grandpa Related News</title><link>http://grandpafrank.com/journal/</link><description></description><lastBuildDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 19:22:23 +0000</lastBuildDate><copyright></copyright><language>en-US</language><generator>Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</generator><item><title>PLEASE READ THIS SITE GRANDPA!!</title><dc:creator>Grandkid</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 19:21:04 +0000</pubDate><link>http://grandpafrank.com/journal/2012/5/25/please-read-this-site-grandpa.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">686334:8022191:16445319</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>I am begging you. Love Sean.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.spacedoc.com">http://www.spacedoc.com/</a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://grandpafrank.com/journal/rss-comments-entry-16445319.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>GRANDPA FRANK IS LOSING HIS MIND</title><category>Grandpa Frank</category><category>RIDICULOUS</category><dc:creator>Grandkid</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 18:13:02 +0000</pubDate><link>http://grandpafrank.com/journal/2012/5/25/grandpa-frank-is-losing-his-mind.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">686334:8022191:16444550</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>80 mg of statins. Absolutely absurd.</p>
<p>Grandpa Frank will debuting the new statin shuffle dance as he gets weaker from rhabdomyolysis.</p>
<div align="center"><span style="font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono;"><strong><span style="font-size: medium;">THE    STATIN SHUFFLE ("THE LOCO MOTION") (Words by The Marshes)</span> </strong></span></div>
<p><span style="font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono; font-size: medium;">Everybody's takin' a brand        new pill, now.<br /> Come on baby, do the Statin Shuffle.<br /> Get loss of muscle function, you'll feel real ill, now.<br /> Come on baby, do the Statin Shuffle.<br /> You're losin' your balance like you've drunk too much,<br /> You're feet and legs are hurtin' and you need a crutch,<br /> Come on, come on, do the Statin Shuffle with me.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono; font-size: medium;"> CHORUS<br /> You need CoEnzyme Q ten,<br /> Come on baby, go buy, and now<br /> You gotta tell your doctor how, woah oh.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono; font-size: medium;">My bigger older brother        got his mem'ry impaired.<br /> Come on baby, do the Statin Shuffle.<br /> And little younger sister, now she needs a wheel chair.<br /> Come on baby, do the Statin Shuffle.<br /> My mother and my father died of heart attack,<br /> And they were takin' statin drugs by the pack.<br /> Come on, come on, do the Statin Shuffle with me.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono; font-size: medium;"> CHORUS<br /> You need CoEnzyme Q ten,<br /> Come on baby, go buy, and now<br /> You gotta tell your doctor how, woah oh.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono; font-size: medium;">The drug corporation's        makin' lots of money,<br /> Come on baby, do the Statin Shuffle.<br /> While cells inside your body get really runny,<br /> Come on baby, do the Statin Shuffle.<br /> When liver levels rise they just change the drugs,<br /> It's still a deadly statin that your doctor plugs.<br /> Come on, come on, do the Statin Shuffle with me.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono; font-size: medium;"> CHORUS<br /> You need CoEnzyme Q ten,<br /> Come on baby, go buy, and now<br /> You gotta tell your doctor how, woah oh.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono; font-size: medium;">You wanna get better?        The cure is known, now.<br /> Come on baby, do the Statin Shuffle.<br /> All you gotta do is get ubiquinone, now.<br /> Come on baby, do the Statin Shuffle.<br /> Tell this to your family and tell your friends,<br /> 'Cause it's the kind of thing on which your life depends.<br /> Come on, come on, do the Statin Shuffle with me. <br /> <br /> CHORUS<br /> You need CoEnzyme Q ten,<br /> Come on baby, go buy, and now<br /> Go tell your doctor. Woah oh oh<br /> Come on, go buy,<br /> And tell your doctor. Woah oh oh</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-family: Courier New,Courier,mono; font-size: medium;"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://grandpafrank.com/storage/on_lipitor.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1337970152856" alt="" /></span></span><br /></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://grandpafrank.com/journal/rss-comments-entry-16444550.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Awww...</title><category>Christmas</category><category>Favorite Cousins</category><category>Jenny</category><category>Sean</category><category>SeanBox</category><dc:creator>Grandkid</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 23:33:14 +0000</pubDate><link>http://grandpafrank.com/journal/2012/2/17/awww.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">686334:8022191:15079893</guid><description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 800px;" src="http://grandpafrank.com/storage/Favorite Cousins.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1329521675977" alt="" /></span></span>I have the cutest grandkids! Cuddling over the holidays! Grandpa Frank is proud!</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://grandpafrank.com/journal/rss-comments-entry-15079893.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Busy...</title><category>Bible Cereal</category><category>Delanie Walker</category><category>Grandpa Frank</category><dc:creator>Grandkid</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 01:55:31 +0000</pubDate><link>http://grandpafrank.com/journal/2011/12/30/busy.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">686334:8022191:14387778</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Grandpa Frank came to home to find Special K in the cupboard. He read the ingredients. It was a life changing experience.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>Grandpa Frank is looking forward to going to church every morning!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.foodforlife.com/product-catalog/ezekiel-49/cereals" target="_blank">Please Grandma!</a></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><span style="font-size: 150%;">Grandpa Frank is busy cooking dinner for Lois!</span></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>And a moment of silence......</p>
<p><a href="http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7386764/source-delanie-walker-san-francisco-49ers-broken-jaw" target="_blank"><span>Delanie Walker injured!</span></a></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://grandpafrank.com/journal/rss-comments-entry-14387778.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Happy Holidays</title><category>Grandpa Frank</category><category>Hobbit</category><category>Lord of the Rings</category><dc:creator>Grandkid</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 05:26:41 +0000</pubDate><link>http://grandpafrank.com/journal/2011/12/20/happy-holidays.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">686334:8022191:14205862</guid><description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;<iframe width="853" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/G0k3kHtyoqc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">"This movie is going to be preciouuss" -Frank</p>
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<p>Bilbo and Frank go way back. The paparazzi has followed Frank and Bilbo around London and other undisclosed locations throughout Europe.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://grandpafrank.com/journal/rss-comments-entry-14205862.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>San Francisco 49ers are 8-1</title><category>49ers</category><category>49ers</category><category>Delanie Walker</category><category>Football</category><category>Grandpa Frank</category><category>Jenny</category><category>Jenny</category><dc:creator>Grandkid</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 04:00:20 +0000</pubDate><link>http://grandpafrank.com/journal/2011/11/13/san-francisco-49ers-are-8-1.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">686334:8022191:13712643</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://espn.go.com/nfl/player/_/id/9761/delanie-walker" target="_new">Delanie Walker</a> caught six passes for 69 yards.</p>
<p>&nbsp;<span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://grandpafrank.com/storage/img_3164.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1321243505281" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>Grandpa Frank is a happy man, even though rumor has Jenny got an A- on something. As long as he and Delanie are rolling around the bay in their fresh mercendes benzs. Occupy that.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://grandpafrank.com/journal/rss-comments-entry-13712643.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Grandpa John challenges Grandpa Frank....</title><category>Grandpa Frank</category><category>Grandpa John</category><dc:creator>Grandkid</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2011 20:59:06 +0000</pubDate><link>http://grandpafrank.com/journal/2011/10/16/grandpa-john-challenges-grandpa-frank.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">686334:8022191:13300987</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>for most awesome grandpa of the decade award...</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/24191095?byline=0&amp;portrait=0" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowFullScreen></iframe></p>
<p><a href="http://vimeo.com/24191095">John Moylan</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/k9sound">k9sound</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://grandpafrank.com/journal/rss-comments-entry-13300987.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Grandpa Frank = Swag....Danny = Old Man</title><category>Danny</category><category>Grandpa Frank</category><dc:creator>Grandkid</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 01:03:36 +0000</pubDate><link>http://grandpafrank.com/journal/2011/10/11/grandpa-frank-swagdanny-old-man.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">686334:8022191:13167423</guid><description><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 650px;" src="http://grandpafrank.com/storage/grandpaswag?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1318381503086" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://grandpafrank.com/journal/rss-comments-entry-13167423.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Grandpa Frank takes home unfinished bottle of wine from a restaurant!!!</title><category>Grandpa Frank</category><category>Wine</category><category>Wine</category><dc:creator>Grandkid</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 20 Aug 2011 07:37:09 +0000</pubDate><link>http://grandpafrank.com/journal/2011/8/20/grandpa-frank-takes-home-unfinished-bottle-of-wine-from-a-re.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">686334:8022191:12572831</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>OMG.</p>
<p>Grandpa Frank corks a nice bottle of Pinot Noir, and walks right out the restaurant. Can you believe that?!? Don't worry grandpa frank fans, we have proof. Proof is in the picture.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span>&nbsp;</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img style="width: 600px;" src="http://grandpafrank.com/storage/grandpa%20frank%20takes%20home%20bottle%20of%20wine.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1313825997704" alt="" /></p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://grandpafrank.com/journal/rss-comments-entry-12572831.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>ginkgo botanicals™ est. 2011</title><category>Chelsea</category><category>Grandpa Frank</category><category>Sean</category><category>ginkgo botanicals</category><dc:creator>Grandkid</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2011 05:12:35 +0000</pubDate><link>http://grandpafrank.com/journal/2011/8/12/ginkgo-botanicals-est-2011.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">686334:8022191:12502540</guid><description><![CDATA[<p>Casually, Sean and Chelsea have joined forces to create <span style="font-size: 120%;">ginkgo botanicals&trade;</span>.</p>
<p>Rumors of its appearance in upcoming <span style="font-size: 130%;">seanbox&trade;</span> have been <span style="font-size: 110%;">swirling</span> around the universe.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/ginkgo-botanicals/263893350288963" target="_blank">Facebook</a></p>
<p>Grandpa Frank has been quoted as saying "Well, good." about this venture.</p>
<p>Don't worry grandpa ;) We got this.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">A Natural Decision.</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://grandpafrank.com/journal/rss-comments-entry-12502540.xml</wfw:commentRss></item></channel></rss>
